Normal People Don’t Watch the Super Bowl (Technically)

sharp-1844964_640According to Nielsen, 111.3 million Americans watched Super Bowl LI. That’s a lot of people, but here’s the thing:

Those people, technically, aren’t normal.

At the time of this writing, there are 327.1 million men, women, and children living in the United States.

This means the vast majority of Americans, some 215.8 million individuals, didn’t watch last year’s Super Bowl.

This means only about one-third of the U.S. population watched the game.

When we say something is “normal,” we mean it’s usual or ordinary. Since two-thirds of Americans did something else, then, technically, watching the Super Bowl isn’t normal.

Don’t be defensive. This isn’t a judgment call. I’m not passing judgment. This is strictly a numbers game, and, according to the numbers, watching the Super Bowl isn’t normal.

Now, someone hand me the remote and pass the dip.

 

 

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JUST PUBLISHED: The Overnight City: The Life and Times of Van Lear, Kentucky, 1908-1947

According to a 1917 story in The Paintsville Herald, “Nothing is more strongly indicative of the advancement of any section along commercial lines than the development of its hidden resources and nothing has contributed in greater measure to build up Johnson County, Paintsville, and the Big Sandy Valley than has the Consolidation Coal Company’s operation at Van Lear.”

The story continued: “From a poor and thinly-settled farming section has sprung up the hustling town of Van Lear, with a population of about 2,500…. It is incorporated with good officials, a moving-picture show, billiard and pool room, soda fountain, churches, schools, excellent stores, barber shops, and in fact all conveniences of the larger towns.”

Van Lear is one of Southern Appalachia’s most-celebrated coal towns, made famous in Loretta Lynn’s classic song, “Coal Miner’s Daughter.” It grew so big, so quickly, that one newspaperman called it “the overnight city,” but then, in the 1940s, when Consolidation Coal decided to sell out, the town faded just as quickly.

Using stories about the town and its people that ran in the local newspaper, Clyde Roy Pack has created a portrait of a proud and self-reliant community in the foothills of the Appalachians from the time of World War I through Prohibition and the Depression to World War II.

The Overnight City: The Life and Times of Van Lear, Kentucky, 1908-1947, gives readers an extraordinary glimpse at ordinary life in the coal fields of Eastern Kentucky in the first half of the 20th century, from mine fatalities and murders to graduations and society news.

Clyde Roy Pack is an award-winning newspaper columnist and retired teacher. He is the author of several books, including Muddy Branch and Pretty Babies Grow Up Ugly. He lives in Paintsville with his wife, Wilma Jean.

The Overnight City is published by storyatom media.

Book signing Oct. 4-5 at Kentucky Apple Festival

clydepackapplefestivalClyde Roy Pack and Todd Pack will be signing books Oct. 4-5, 2013, in the arts and crafts tent at the Kentucky Apple Festival in Paintsville, Ky.

Clyde’s books include Muddy Branch: Memories of an Eastern Kentucky Coal Camp [2002] and Coal-Camp Chronicles [2005].

With his son, Todd, he wrote Pretty Babies Grow Up Ugly [2012], a collection of old-time cures and superstitions.

Visit the official site of the Kentucky Apple Festival to learn more about this year’s event.